The Best Vacation Spots in the Seven Kingdoms
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Vote up the hot (or icy cold!) spots you'd use up all your vacation days on if the Seven Kingdoms were, you know, real.
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Get High at Highgarden
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Elevated vistas of the Reach like no other, Highgarden is THE place to get away from it all.
Take a tour of the vineyards, bone up on your embroidery skills, or take Lady Olenna’s advanced Plotting and Scheming course. See if you can achieve the highest score: The Margaery. RIP, girl.Agree or disagree? - Photo:
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All Men Must Have a Blast in Braavos!
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And ladies, too! The Free Cities have something for the whole family. Take a lagoon boat ride, a tour of the Iron Bank, or enjoy some delicious fresh oysters and vanilla.
Over at the House of Black and White, there are stick-fighting lessons and fun interactive poison-identification kiosks for the older kids; face-painting and replacement for the little ones.
You won’t just be leaving with a smile on your face (or whichever face you have now) and a cool selfie with the Titan of Braavos, you’ll also be returning home with the satisfaction of knowing where to turn in case someone you hate needs to be assassinated.Agree or disagree? - Photo:
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Sun and Sand Snake-Kissed Dorne
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They say nothing is ever boring for long in Dorne. Equal, open minded, and the perfect place to get revenge, nothing is sweeter than a margarita made from blood oranges and the actual blood of your enemies, laced with poison and a splash of gloating. It's on the menu as "Ellaria’s Kiss"!
Come for the healing powers of the desert. Stay for the coup.Agree or disagree? - Photo:
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Winter Is Awesome Again at Winterfell!
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Listen to a tour guide dressed as Old Nan tell you the history of House Stark, Hodor, and all about the Long Night. Leave a blue rose for Lyanna in the Crypt.
In the kennels, watch the popular reenactment of the death of Ramsay Bolton. Meet the actual dogs who consumed him. Don’t forget to purchase your direwolf t-shirt as you exit.
Take the thrilling Tower Fall ride, a POV free-fall all the way to the ground where a young Summer is waiting below. Try to avoid the push by Jaime Lannister with each ride. Bet you can’t!
Pay your respects in the Godswood. Say hello to Bran.Agree or disagree? - Photo:
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Sunny Meereen
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Currently, our beaches are closed as we remove the roasted bodies and fleet of the conquered slave masters. We apologize for the inconvenience. In the meantime, please enjoy one of our relatively safe brothels.
Experience the terror, betrayal, and excitement of the Three Wyvern Brothers ride. Climb onto the back of Drogon, Rhaegal, or Viserion and burn the slavers to bits over and over again!
Advisory: You must free your slaves before checking into the Unsullied Suites. Our queen demands it. Also, if you’re visiting from the Dothraki Sea, please be aware that open air copulation is frowned upon.Agree or disagree? - Photo:
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The Beautiful and Literally Breathtaking Vale
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Your stay will be far from boring in the sky cell suites. Enjoy heart-stopping fun on the Moon Door ride. Interact with a super crazy hologram of Lysa. Meet Robin’s 48th falcon, Petey.
Warning: Entry to the park is riddled with snipers.Agree or disagree? - Photo: