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What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.

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Classic <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-sitcom-year-you-were-born/jonathan-kantor">sitcoms</a> have met the unique challenge of maintaining their humor and relevance over an extended period of time without succumbing to repetition and staleness. This is notoriously hard to do; many long-running shows tend to dip in quality as they go on, with even die-hard fans admitting later seasons aren't the best.&nbsp;Some sitcoms manage to defy the odds and go out on a high note, even after countless years on the air. These shows are set apart by their stellar casts or their ability to adapt to changing cultural norms and humor.Despite how long it's been since you've last seen them, these <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/underrated-90s-sitcoms/thomas-west">shows</a> remain genuinely funny and have an enduring charm from the first episode to the very last that continues to earn them new legions of fans, year after year. Which are your favorites?&nbsp;

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While fanboying out over the space battles and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-star-wars-lightsaber-duel/jacob-shelton" target="_blank">lightsaber fights in Star Wars</a>, audiences tend to gloss over all of the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/star-wars-one-liners/jacob-shelton" target="_blank">great one-liners</a> that the characters use to rip on each other. Funny Star Wars insults take a myriad of forms. Some of them are self-deprecating and a lot of them are pointed at specific characters, but the most savage Star Wars burns are saved for entire planets. Every fan of the Force should have a few good Star Wars insults in their back pocket to use any time they come across a scruffy-looking nerf herder or some kind of moof milker.The best insults from Star Wars movies find a way to cut to the very core of the character at which they’re being volleyed. Princes Leia and Han Solo are the best at dishing out Star Wars insults but every character in the galaxy far, far away has a couple of intergalactic barbs in their verbal arsenal. Read to uncover the most cutting lines among&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/star-wars-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes" target="_blank">Star Wars quotes</a>.

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The internet is a wild place filled with a wide variety of jokes. Sometimes, these jokes might confuse you or even go right over your head. Confused folks can head to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/">r/ExplainTheJoke</a> subreddit to ask strangers for help. Here are this week's most confusingly hilarious posts.Comments have been edited for length and clarity.

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16 Confusing Posts That Needed Someone To Explain The Joke This Week

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The latest funny tweets on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/">r/NonPoliticalTwitter</a> revolve around the internet reviving Clown Summer and treating Godzilla like he’s in a full-blown romance arc because, well, he is. There is a lot happening and much to have a good cackle over.These tweets are perfect if you need a break from the news cycle, work stress, and whatever new chaos your group chats have been arguing about.

Pretty Funny Tweets We Found This Week That We Just Needed To Share

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Most people agree that a joke is ruined when it has to be explained, but certain gags are a lot funnier when placed in the proper context. Some jokes on the internet rely on cultural relevance or inside knowledge that not everyone shares.The r/<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/">ExplainTheJoke</a>&nbsp;subreddit has become the go-to place for people who want to get what they're missing. Which jokes from the week made you laugh the most?Comments have been edited for length and clarity.

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Millennials, or Generation Y, are people born between 1981 and 1996. Their sense of humor is starting to feel nostalgic, so people go to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Millennials/">Reddit</a> to share the memes that only this generation will understand.From Grumpy Cat to The Simpsons jokes, check out the funniest moments from this month that only millennials will understand.

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Tumblr can be a gold mine for hilarious content, so it's no wonder that the very best posts make it over to the subreddit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/">r/tumblr</a>. This week’s roundup of funny Tumblr thoughts is sure to make you laugh.&nbsp;These standout posts range from seahorses to going without pants around your cat. Which really made you laugh?

Hilarious Tumblr Posts We Found This Week That Made Us Glad The Internet Exists

One of the joys of social media is finding posts that distract you from the chaos of the real world. That’s what the subreddit <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/">r/NonPoliticalTwitter</a> is all about.From the pleasures of pre-prestige TV to the inconvenience of an adrenaline rush, these are the funniest tweets of the week.

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Certain jokes on the internet can be hard to crack, especially when so many rely on inside humor. That's where Reddit's r/<a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/">ExplainTheJoke</a> comes in.&nbsp;From trending memes to old jokes with a twist, here are the most hilarious posts from this week.Comments have been edited for length and clarity.

14 Confusing Posts That Needed Someone To Explain The Joke This Week

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Healthy Body, Healthy Life

The gym. A dungeon of torments for some, a meditative palace of solitude for others. Either way, it's the same gym, and we all have to share it – whether we like it or not. Usually... not. That's because humans are amazing creatures, but people are the worst. This is a list of the worst people we've all seen and we've all had to deal with at our local gym. Hopefully, our <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-workout-songs-2018/ranker-music" target="_blank">2018 workout music playlist</a> helps block out unwanted distractions.&nbsp;This list might also be of some help to a few of you. DON'T BE THESE PEOPLE. If you find yourself or any of your loved ones practicing any of these philosophies or exhibiting any of these behaviors, check yourself immediately or you will surely wreck yourself.Who are the <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/annoying-celebrities-who-should-just-go-away-already?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">most annoying people</a> at your gym? Vote, vote, vote... unless you don't even lift.

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Tom Brady is easy to love ... if you're a Patriots fan. But for the many, many haters out there, the Patriots QB has provided enough fuel for a million funny memes. Everyone loves to make fun of Brady for being terribly uncool, but the man also has six Super Bowl rings, three MVP awards and is married to a supermodel.The funniest <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/internet-hassling-tom-brady/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Tom Brady memes</a> are images depicting just how far his fans will go to defend their beloved leader's honor, while some of the other funny pics are all about how much of a cheater Brady is. There's something for everyone, though, on this list of hilarious Brady memes.So vote up the Tom Brady images that make you laugh the hardest, and check back to see how other football fans feel about the G.O.A.T. (or the goat).

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As caffeine lovers everywhere can testify, few things are more likely to garner a smile in the wee hours of the morning than funny things written on coffee shop a-signs. Chances are good that if a coffee shop has a creative sign out front, they've got some creative brews inside. And that is a recipe for delicious. Delicious, caffeinated, coffee goodness. Here is a collection of some of the greatest funny a-signs outside coffee shops ever recorded and shared with the world.

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Lists of funny signs, postings, and placards that are ridiculous and hilarious - intentionally or otherwise.

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As if driving wasn't already difficult enough, there always seem to be peculiar signs all over the road just waiting to confuse drivers all over the world. Whether be a construction zone, or just poor city planning, there are road signs out there with symbols and information that'll make your brain explode. Rather than being helpful, street signs often end up being a sick, twisted joke. Sure, Waze or Google Maps are usually there to save the world's drivers, but it doesn't give these road signs the right to make no sense. So before you go on your next driving adventure,&nbsp;enjoy these 20 funny road sign pictures that are nearly guaranteed to confuse you so much that you may never want to get behind the wheel ever again.

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Take the kids out for a fun day at the zoo! See wild animals in tiny recreations of their natural habitats! Watch as they suffer stress, indignity, unnatural climates, and public mating! ...Ooh, a monkey!!!

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It's time for you to get in touch with your inner animal. Start by scratching yourself, and then make some loud animal noises. Don't worry what the people around you think, you're an&nbsp;animal that can't be tamed. Now imagine you're an animal at the zoo and a bunch of people are&nbsp;standing around watching you clean yourself. Feels pretty good, doesn't it? Now before you start really making trouble, make sure to check out these pictures of funny zoo signs... and don't forget to vote up your favorites, you wild animal!

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Ready for a real health hack that will give you results you've never dreamed possible? It's easy: "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." (-Michael Pollan) Vote for your faves.

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If you're in the market&nbsp;for puns about <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/vegetables-that-are-technically-fruits/diet-information-lists?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">fruits and vegetables</a>, this photo gallery can &quot;produce&quot; the goods. Hungry for some vegetable puns? Lettuce show you the way.&nbsp;Or perhaps you're craving some good, old-fashioned&nbsp;fruit puns. This gallery has plenty of funny&nbsp;fruit name puns&nbsp;that will be the apple of your eye. So without further ado, let's get this produce wordplay game started. I&nbsp;love you berry much.

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&quot;Your mom&quot; jokes are one of the most outdated, childish, and hilarious ways to come back at someone or to burn someone for absolutely no reason at all. Funny &quot;your momma&quot; jokes are actually quite difficult to come by. They&#39;re all pretty standard. Calling your mom fat, stupid, old or ugly are really all that people can do. And most of the time, these people have never even met our mothers.

When you tell a &quot;yo mama&quot; joke, funny or not, you&#39;re really just looking to insult someone in a somewhat inventive way that causes them to feel offense because something they care about is being insulted. Instead of &quot;your mom,&quot;&nbsp;for example, if someone really likes their car or their iPhone, you could always do that to the same effect. For some reason &quot;your girlfriend&quot; jokes are somewhat off-limits. You never see anyone making constant girlfriend jokes instead of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/mom-jokes/jack-napier" target="_blank">funny mom jokes</a> - at least not without <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-movie-punches/jacob-shelton?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">someone getting punched</a> by the end of it.

What are the best &quot;your mom&quot; jokes? Here, all in one place, are the funniest &quot;your mom&quot; jokes the internet has had to offer in recent history. Videos not included, but all of these good &quot;your mom&quot; picture jokes are not only somewhat better than the average mom joke, but they&#39;re actually quite amazing. If you want more entertainment check out these <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/knock-knock-jokes/jack-napier" target="_blank">knock knock jokes</a>.

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Jokes are awesome. Food is awesome. Jokes + Food= SUPER awesome. It doesn't make any sense, but food that comes from restaurants with funny names always tastes better. Slice of pepperoni pizza from Domino's? Mediocre. Slice of pepperoni pizza from Slice of Life? Awesome (+1 if you get the Dexter reference). Pulled pork sandwich from KFC? Gross. Pulled pork sandwich from Forrest Rump? Awesome. Point is: restaurants with pun names are the best.This <a href="http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/top-restaurant-chains-in-america?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">list of restaurants</a> with pun names is a collection of <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-mexican-restaurant-signs/nathandavidson?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny restaurant signs</a> and names from around the world. Are there brunch puns? You better bellini it. Burger puns? Lettuce tell you about it. Puns about Vietnamese cuisine? You pho it. Ok, enough. There are a plethora of clever restaurant names for you to peruse, so get to it.If you're into food and funny, don't forget to check out <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/13-funniest-sexy-foreign-food-commercials/michael-gibson">funny foreign food commercials</a> and the greatest food abominations of all time. If that's not enough cool food for you, have a donut and carry on.

The 15 Greatest Pun-tastic Restaurant Names

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From popping the question to saying "I do!" and all the fun, funny stuff that happens in between.

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Despite months of careful planning and thousands of dollars poured into every beautiful, unforgettable detail, here are some weddings that were ruined anyway.

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Epic wedding FAILs are here to both assure you that your own wedding day wasn&#39;t that bad and to warn you about the perils that can be associated with a couple&#39;s big day. It&#39;s been said that anything that can go wrong will, but for these couples, a funny wedding fail turned out to be not just &quot;something&nbsp;that went wrong&quot; but &quot;something that went horibly&nbsp;wrong.&quot; Whether it&#39;s the bride whose wedding dress falls off, the groom who drops the bridesmaid, or the wedding guest who vomits during her speech &mdash; you can just be glad that you aren&#39;t any of these people. &nbsp;

The best/worst part? Most of these wedding FAILs were caught on video so they will be forever remembered. Wedding dress fails and bride fails are the stuff of legend, and now you can watch the proof that these wild things actually did happen. With wedding season just around the corner, here are the greatest videos of people completely ruining weddings&nbsp;the internet has to offer.

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These lists feature timeless memes from the halcyon days of the Internet. Let these amusing macros take you by the hand, lead you down memory lane, and bathe you in the warmth of gentle chortles.

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The very best of the College Freshman Meme introduces us to random student guy, a dude who is ready to take on the world before he's even passed a single class. Yes, the College Freshman Meme is enjoying the challenges that nearly every freshman college student faces at one time or another: keeping grades up while partying his ass off, bragging to friends about his partying and then, figuring out how to pay for all the partying. He loves Bob Marley, man, (but he only knows &quot;One Love&quot;), has just discovered The Beatles and believes, after mastering just a few guitar chords, that he's a budding musician. He'll play &quot;Rock You Like a Hurricane&quot; for anyone who cares to hear (and some who don't) as he leaves his dorm room wide open and sits on his little cot/bed strumming away, missing class (again) while he follows his dream to become the next rock star!The College Freshman Meme is popular – with good reason. This Meme is SO stereotypical, we all know him. Or we've known him back in the day, though we don't often admit it. This guy will change majors more times than most change socks, and his poor (or soon to be poor) parental unit will gladly finance his six or seven years of higher learning (plus at least five years of fraternity dues, depending on when they finally decide to kick him out of the frat house). He's also have a hit on Reddit – and he thinks that's way cool. Dude.Without further adieu, we present to you the very, very best of the College Freshman Meme! And if you're looking for some other great memes, check out these lists for the very best of the Lonely Computer Guy Meme (probably College Freshman Meme's father), the very best of the Oblivious <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-oblivious-suburban-mom-meme/lauriem?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Suburban Mom Meme</a> (probably his mama) and <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/the-very-best-of-the-good-guy-greg-meme/greg"> the very best of the Good Guy Greg Meme (his mentor).</a>

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After spending so very many hours watching a TV show, we form strong attachments - and revulsions - to certain characters. Let's rank 'em.

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Who are the funniest current TV characters on air right this very moment? This is your chance to vote up the small screen characters you truly believe are the funniest on the tube. Sitcom superstars like Deandra Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-cartoons-right-now/akansha-kakkad?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">Current cartoon characters</a> like Eric Cartman from South Park and Pam Poovey from Archer are also included. In fact, other animated series have given us some of the funniest characters on television right now. For instance, Bob's Burgers brought audiences Louise Belcher, while Family Guy introduced the world to Stewie Griffin.Funny characters <a href="/crowdranked-list/best-shows-currently-on-the-air?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">currently on TV</a> span from comedic network TV characters like Wayne on Letterkenny.Which of these current TV show characters in 2020 do you think are the funniest and most laugh-out-loud hilarious? Cast your votes below on funny television characters, provided they are on a current show (network or streaming).